Gutterballs Weekly Vol. IV Issue 4

With all the hunters (deer hunters that is) we were down to 10 Turkey Hunters but they came with passion. Two we couldn't see, two with great sweaters, and one great Turkey; short a couple of feathers. Thanks Tony, at least we can get some laughs at the cost of your two finger tips. The lanes started off hot but went down a bit; either Willies cut backs on lane oil or consumption on our end. The Doe's came out firing, Ashmaster with a new career high 175 and Sarah with a Turkey in game 1. The Buck's as well, three 200+games and 4 Turkeys in game one. We had 7 turkey kills total plus one we found in the freezer from last week by Ess, our apologies from the league office for overlooking last week. Now for the recap.

Let's go to the numbers!
High Game

Dudes: Mikey Morgan sets the bar by taking cuz out by two in game one with a 219. Jr with a respectable 217 and trailing JC 204.

Ladies: Ashmaster in the house taking out her invisible partner Ess by one pin with a career high175. Watch out USBC

Series Totals

Dudes: JC just falling short of a 6 with a 597 followed by JJ and Michael 564 and 547 respectively.

Ladies: Ashmaster staying strong 443, with Sarah right behind 438.

Most Improved Bowler

JC with 16 followed by Sarah at 12.

Biggest Dip

Ess you should have sandbagged in the beginning (-13)

200 Games:
Mike Morgan- 219
JJ - 217
JC- 204,204 Sick dually duallies!

500 Series
JC- 597
Jr- 564
MM- 547

450 (+) Series Ladies

7pins shy but none to report.

Best Shot of the night

The new 80 proof Turkey probably 72 proof, Willie is back to watering down her bottles?

Best Line of the Night
This goes with the best dance of the night:

PISS UP A ROPE!

Thanks everyone. Remember NO BOWLING on Thanksgiving, go home, give thanks for league night.

Sincerely,


League Office


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