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Friday, December 18, 2009

Gutterballs Weekly Vol. IV Issue 7 Christmas Edition!

O bowling Night! The lanes are brightly shining;
It is the night of the league Christmas party.
Long lay the world in pin and strike pining.
Till we appeared and the Turkey felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.

Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the brooklyn voices!
O strike divine, the night when dude was born;
O strike, O Holy strike , O strike divine!
O strike, O Holy strike , O strike divine!

And a Merry Christmas to you!




What a great night. The fun, the tunes, the amazing spread of food, some crazy holiday sweaters and of course the bowling!

Thank you all who came it was another great night of PW Gutterballs league action.
For those of you who missed it I hope whatever it was that kept you from the lanes was worth it.
Let’s take a look at what you missed;

(Check back later, More pictures will be posted as they are sent to the league office)

High Game:

Dude: New ball in hand and not too much booze in the system yet Tony came out hot. Tossing a game 1 high 202. Many would try but all challengers fell short. The closest call was Ess in game three posting a 199, ohhhh sooooo close. Now the question is could he keep the pace?

Ladies: Posting a number early for others to chase was also the game plan for Amanda Yoho wait I mean Williams. Lot of Amanda Yoho’s in the crowd this week. Excellent addition to the party. This begs the question, can one have too many Yoho’s in one room? I don’t think so, but maybe we should ask Brad Williams.

Oh yeah the high score, sorry about that, Amanda’s 184 in game one held up. Stef made a good run at it in game three but her 180 wasn’t enough.

Series Total:

•Dudes: So now with new ball in hand and more booze (White Russians / Wild Turkeys / Miller Lites) in system could Tony maintain the hot start….. NOPE.




Tony posted a 515 two pins short of Mr. Bowl Jon Crain’s 517, Although JC failed to post a score better then 177 his steady roll was the difference.

•Ladies: How about the ladies you ask. Much like the dudes (minus the booze intake) Amanda’s game one wasn’t enough to ward off Stef’s 441. Honorable mention goes out to Michelle’s 436. Was this her coming out party or was it the elf hat with bells?

How do you measure up?:

League wide average’s: Dudes: 160 (down 1) Special Lady Friends: 132 (even)

Most Improved Bowler

When he wasn’t getting busted for smuggling in Miller High Life’s, B-Rad was busting his old average by 4 pins! 150, 147, 155 now that is some good rolling.

But tonight’s BIG winner is Michelle. Her 436 bumped her average an impressive 5 pins!

Biggest Dip:

His Christmas sweater was looking good but his game was not. This week Mikey drops 7 pins.

200 Games:

Tony: 202


Must have been good karma from the wife showing up!-Nice antlers

500 (+) Series:

JC 517
Tony 515

450 (+) Series Ladies:

None- Close but no four-fifty for you

Season Milestones:

JJ first hunter to reach 10 kills! Nice roll’n

Best Shot of the night:

Wild Turkey- on the house! Thanks Willie

Best of the Best:

Sweaters: JC- snowman up his sleeve, Hoepner rocking the turtleneck (that looked uncomfortable), JJ too tight 7-10 club very cool. Jaime’s bells
Accessories: Sarah’s black angle ear rings and updue nice Christmas hair styling.
Food: Tough to beat Pasta Shoppe Pizza great surprise thank you Dohrwardts.
As for home made, there were dips from the Morgan’s and cookies from the Williams but everyone was talking about the grape jelly and chili sauce meat balls from Stef. Yeah we said grape jelly. They were great!


Furthest travel to roll award: Goes to Amanda Lanser/ Yoho in for the holidays from Sacramento California. Awesome addition. Also she rocked a great sweater and tossed an impressive 145 in game one. Not bad for a first timer.

Sorry if I am missing anything. You can add it in the comments section below.

Thanks everyone who made this year’s holiday party a huge success and a lot of fun.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: No “official” bowling for the next TWO weeks. Stay posted for potential holiday rolls.

VERY IMPORTANT: New Years Day- PW Polar Bear Club has announced a new Papa Bear. It is our leagues very own JC. Come out January 1 show your support of the polar bears or join in the fun. Then head to Willies for some warm drinks and bowling!

See you on the lanes!

Sincerely,

- League Office

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