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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Gutterballs Weekly. Vol IV, Issue 13

(Compliments of Matt EsselmaNN)

Well this week the league is happy to report that the poser hippie stayed clear of our positive Dudeism aura (check it out at http://www.dudeism.com/index.html, If you need any thing commisonor Tony is also an Ordained Dudiest Priest (with papers). Lets just hope that this is not where Ashmaster and Maggie were this week.

This week also could have been overshadowed by the fact that there was a Queen Hoepner and Queen Stef sighting in PW on bowling night, but still no appearance on the lanes? I guess Tello’s was too cool for them to stop in and say hello.

I was also hoping to see the rekindling of a true lane romance with the appearance of Sarah. Jason said hello and gave a couple high fives, but that was it, disappointed.

This also leads into the fact that we saw the first time that two bowlers were both “one and done”. The league will have to look into this one to see the legality behind it, but both Sarah and Barber stuck around for just one game (hey, better then nothing, Thanks for stopping).

This week we welcomed Karen to the lanes. It was agreed that she would come from behind the bar and show us her stuff on the lanes and Jason would tend the bar. Well it did not quite happen that way, but she did show her bowling skills right in front of Willie no less. Hey Harkrider tend that bar!!!!

Not too much drama on the lanes this week when it came to rolling. Ess showed that even though he loves to hunt, it would help if he doesn’t come into the woods with a BB gun to shoot those turkeys. He couldn’t even hit a Dead-Wood spare. With a pin sitting on it’s side to make a split spare possible he did a big fat swing and a miss and decided to hit the gutter instead.

With the presence of his parents Tony “Nubs” Matera tried to do a bunch of showing off and managed to pull off a bunch of BS spares. Way to go Tony your mom told me she was proud of you.

JC, we missed your “Harkrider” call. Well there’s always Wagens!!!!

To the numbers:

High Game

Dude – the Harkrider comes through with an impressive 214 in the 3rd game

Special Lady Friends – Karen showed that she could do more than pour a mean Turkey shot with a 181 in the 3rd game

Series Total

Junior stayed consistent with three scores in the 180’s (180, 182, 183) for a 545. However there is a rumor that he was all set to get the sweetest turkey there is (10th frame), but went XX0. That’s strike, strike, gutter folks, (or kiss, kiss, hug on Valentine’s week). It must be karma because Jason snatched high series with a 560

(NOT TODAY Jr.)

Karen also showed us that lane 5 and 6 were hers because she rolled high series for the ladies with a 427 – She had a lot “Are you kidding me’s” leaving that 10 pin more than she would like to admit.

Most improved
– Junior’s consistency and Jason’s Harkrider ways gives them both most improved with +2
-Ladies – No improvements this week

Biggest Dip goes to Ess – FUCK! -3

Turkey’s – Jason and Jaime both hit one in GM 3

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