PWGutterballs: Week One OPENING NIGHT!

Oh, what a night.Late October back in '09.

What a very special time for me,
'Cause it was Opening night.

Oh, what a night.You know, I didn't even bowl that well,
But I was never gonna be the same.
What a lane. What a night.

Oh, I. I got a funny feeling when Turkey came
Into the room and I,
As I recall it ended much too soon.

Oh, what a night,
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me.
Turkey was everything I dreamed she'd be.
Sweet surrender, what a night!

I felt a rush like a rolling ball of thunder
Spinnin' pins around and closing frames.
Oh, what a night!

Thank you Franki Valli for putting Opening night into song!

Thanks to everyone who made it out for opening night! 17 bowlers and a handful of spectators. For those who missed it, you missed plenty of fun, food, costumes, and BOWLING!
League announcement: The League has a name “PW Gutterballs” we are working on a website / blog. This is a work in progress.
http://www.pwgutterballs.org/ and http://pwgutterballs.blogspot.com/
Please be patient with us. The league office in not up to speed with this whole internet craze.
Now let’s jump right into the numbers…

High Game:
Dude: JC kick started his season off in style tossing a 191 and the first turkey of the season! Picking up right where he left off as last season’s high roller 175 and 18 kills.
Ladies: The competition tonight was fierce. 6 lady bowlers, this is an unofficial all-time high. Stef set the pace with a 164 game 1. This would not stand; this aggression would not stand man. Amanda left Stef in her rear view mirror in game 2 rolling a 182! Nice work ladies.

Series Total:
·Dudes: The turkey got the best of JC. He was unable to keep pace this week as he stumbled to a 472. Ess was this week’s steady hand. Tossing the only 500+ series with an impressive 512.
·Ladies: Making sure she received her weekly accolades Stef wasn’t the high game but she is no flash in the pan. Stef’s 164,140,168 earned her a 472 good for this weeks top series.

Most Improved Bowler
Based on last year’s season ending averages. Ess’s season 4 average after one week is a 12 pin improvement. This is impressive but it isn’t this weeks M.I.B. that my friends goes to the cold can of cerveza Amanda Williams. Amanda boosted her average by 17 pins.

Biggest Dip:
Same calculations based on last year’s average. Sorry Dave. This week you failed to meet your lofty expectations by a stellar 22 pins.

Side note: In an attempt to set himself up for M.I.B. next week possibly Brad Williams fired an 80 in game one. But by nights end he was only 1 pin off is average. Nice try Brad, I guess you just needed to knock the rust off.

200 Games:

NONE

500 (+) Series:
Ess 512

450 (+) Series Ladies:
Stef 472
Honorable Mention: Amanda 445

Best Shot of the night:
Just good bowling. 17 bowlers showed up. 7 hunters and 8 turkeys. That is good bowling!

Not so Best Shot of the Night:
Tony left plenty of 1 pin spares open throughout the night. NOT GOOD BOWLING.

Best line of the night:

None to report

Welcome:
Very excited to welcome 3 new bowlers this week!
Jason Traxel-Rose the southpaw
Ashli Ligocki – The Ashmaster
And Last but certainly not least Dani Gourley