Deck the Lanes with Balls for rolling,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be bowling,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Roll the ancient Yule tide turkey,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
IT”S HERE! League holiday Party! No Bowling the next two weeks, time to let it all hangout on the lanes!!!
It’s ugly Christmas sweater night! Or any “gay apparel” Christmas Cheer Gear you wish to sport. Always fun. Bring a dish and dress the part.
Bowling fun fact #8: old man Winkle…
The earliest mention of American bowling comes in the form of a quote from Rip Van Winkle when old Rip wakes up to the sounds of "ninepins".
Official Invitation:
Who: YOU!
What: PW GUTTERBALLS League Night!
When: Registration/ warm-up at 6:45- 6:59 pm then balls in the air at: 7:05 pm SHARP
Where: Willie’s Wish – Regatta to the PW faithful
Why: Why not
All are welcome new and old, spread the word.
There Now its official; YOU”VE BEEN INVITED!
And now your featured bowling quote of the week: Big Lebowski:
This week quote is dedicated to JJ:
Dude: Jesus, man, can you change the station?
Driver: Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!
Dude: I've had a had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
Bonus Holiday Quote: Christmas Vacation:
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?
Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.
Looking forward to seeing you all there!
Sincerely,
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