Gutterballs Weekly Vol. IV Issue 10

Less sometimes is more. That is what the 6 bowlers who showed up this week found out. Although we missed the energy and laughter of the larger group these 6 came to bowl!


Storylines:

Ess goes for Mr. Consistency tossing a 178-178 and then well not so much 140 in game three.
He also has as much hunting skills as Elmer Fudd. In this first two games Ess had 5 hunts and no kills.

At least he played his hand right. Winning all three games of poker/bowling. If you don’t know I guess you’ll just have to show up next week to join in the side action.

John John: the original Cranker. JJ tossed a typical JJ night. Hot early and trailed off as the night went on 159-144-134. But he rocked the Juke Box and left us all entertained.

Jason was well Jason, so you missed nothing there.

Ashmaster- Held her own as the solo special lady friend this week.

See small numbers you get to say a little something about everyone.

What? I missed Mikey, Oh I’ll get to that….

Let’s look at the numbers.

High Game:

Dude: After getting snaked by Mikey and the stimmy 5 pin last week, Tony this week found the groove in game three for this weeks solo 200 game tossing a high game of 202.

Ladies: Look out ladies, she is heating up. The Ashmaster was jamming with Uncle Jerry and the band on her way to a game three high 141.

Series Total:

•Dudes: By year’s end Mikey might be most improved bowler of the year, but this week his 530 falls 10 short of Tony’s 540. To be fair, Tony wasn’t drinking (on his annual two week dry spell looking forward to Feb. 1st)

•Ladies: Any guesses? Ashmaster takes the triple crown for the ladies, high game, series (402) and longest song ever played on the juke box.

Mikey was lobbing the league office for outlawing all jam bands. Sorry Mikey that is a value buy.

How do you measure up?:
League wide average’s: Dudes: 159 (E) Special Lady Friends: 131 (E)

Most Improved Bowler
Setting himself up nicely for a biggest dip award Tony again see’s a nice up tick in his average +3 to 162

Biggest Dip:
With great success sometimes comes great failure. JJ’s hot hand is beginning to cool off. This week the O.C. dropped his average -3.

200 (+) Games:
Tony G3 202

500 (+) Series:
Tony 540
Mikey 530

450 (+) Series Ladies:
None

Best Shot of the night:

League History was made tonight! Going into the final frame of the night Tony lead off XXX! Others finish up and in the middle Jason tossed a XXX! Then the final bowler of the night Mikey stepped to the ball rack. With a determined look in his eye he knew the stakes. Mikey could be the first bowler to book end a three turkey 10th!

With a 5 bowlers cheering him on/ adding a lot of pressure Mikey answered the call! XXX!

NOT SOOOO Best Shot of the night:
Ess first game Frame 1 – X Frame 2- X Frame 3- GUTTERBALL then picked up the spare.

Quote of the night:

JJ- I don’t care if no one is here. This might be the best week ever!

Thanks everyone who made it. Have a great weekend.

See you on the lanes!

Sincerely,

- League Office