Week 8 Reminder! We Are BACK!

Don't call it a comeback!

I been here for years

Roll’in my balls n puttin pins in fear

Makin the strikes rain down like a MON-soon

Listen to the bass go BOOM

Explosion, overpowerin

Over the Lanes, I'm towering

Hunting turk, when I drop these strikes that'll make you call the cops

Don't you dare stare, you betta move

Don't ever compare

Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced

Competition's payin the price

I'm gonna knock you down

Mama said knock you down

That’s right L.L. just because we haven’t had league since 12/17/09 (respecting the birth of our Lord Jesus) doesn’t mean were done.

So don’t call it a comeback. Get ready to roll!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow night, PW Gutterballs Officially returns to Willies to kick off the 2010 campaign.

2009 brought us the bowling fun fact (running out of these sadly)

So 2010 will bring you Bowling Glossary to help improve your bowling lingo at the lanes.

Gutterballs Bowling Term of the Week: Cranker

A bowler known for rolling the ball with extreme revolutions, making it hook more.
Example: “Come game three and a few shorties, that JJ is a real cranker.”


Official Invitation:
Who: YOU!
What: PW GUTTERBALLS League Night!
When: Registration/ warm-up at 6:45- 6:59 pm then balls in the air at: 7:05 pm SHARP
Where: Willie’s Wish – Regatta to the PW faithful
Why: Why not
All are welcome new and old, spread the word.
There Now its official; YOU”VE BEEN INVITED!

And now your featured bowling quote of the week: Big Lebowski:

Walter: And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

Dude: What're you, a fucking park ranger now?

Looking forward to seeing you all there!

Sincerely,

League Office