Gutterballs Weekly Vol. IV issue 16

Compliments of JC:



She's a good girl, loves her bowling
Loves Jesus and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Mikey
Loves brewers and her blue ball too

It's a long day livin' in Peee Dub
There's a neighbor runnin' through the yard
And he’s a bad boy, 'cause he don't even see her
he’s a bad boy for breakin' her tub

And I'm free, I'm free bowlin'

All the bowlers walkin' through willies
Move west down Harkrider BLVD
And all the bad boys are smoking in the corner
while all the good girls sitting at the table

And I'm free, I'm free bowlin'

I wanna roll down over third arrow
I wanna write down a tur-ky frame
wana free bowl out into nothin'
Gonna leave this lane for awhile

And I'm free, I'm free bowlin’

Getting towards the end of the season we seem to be sitting around 8 bowlers the sport obviously has more importance to some more than others. We did have a newbie to the league and well a newbie to the sport all together. Welcome Kal opening with a 261 a new mens league record... a 261 series that is the lowest bowled ever as far as I can see. It's all for fun anyway and we had that. 5 turkey kills, 3 by Iron Mike nice work. Now on to the numbers

High Game

Dude:This one opens up the night by Mike with a 221 with Ess and JC trailing by 20.
Ladies:Silly Morgans, always taking the back cheese. Jaime was untouchable bustin out a 179 in game one.

Series Total:

DudeTake a guess, Iron Mike with a 576 and JC trailing by 9. Nice bowlin
LadiesHoly Cow show us your bowling skills! Just 13 shy of a 500 nice 487 Jaime.

Most Improved Bowler

In this case it is Bowlers Jaime Behm improves by 7. She's carrying quite a load you know, Congratulations!

Biggest Dip

Ess and Tony share the honors plenty of time to pick it up.

200+ Games

Mike 221
Ess 201
JC 201

Dudes 500+ Series

Mike 576
JC 567

Ladies 450+ Series

Jaime 487

Shot of the night:

JC 5-7 split