OVER THE LINE!!!!!



Monday, March 29, 2010

Gutterballs Weekly Vol. VI Issue 19

Compliments of Associate Commissioner Matt Esselmann:


March Madness = March fatigue

Tony being the true fan just could not miss Xavier's game against Kansas St. He was all set with a bachelor's paradise waiting for him in the garage - was that 4 televisions you had set up?


So he had to do some quick bowling to make the tip off. It was a thriller, but Xavier lost in double overtime. Sorry Tony, I hope that 30 pack treated you nicely. But I digress. (but after 4 years of trying He did finally find his name on the BIG BOARD (Posted from 2 weeks ago)

(JC Still sits high on top! Damn thats some good bowling)

The definition of fatigue is - extreme tiredness, typically resulting from mental or physical exertion or illness - You could say that about Tony's games - that's what you get for bowling three games in about 58 minutes.

Not much else to write about this week but I will try.

Harkrider has officially come to accept his name, however it did take me a few minutes to explain the proper pronunciation. It's pronounced HARKRIDER. Come on Harkrider!


Ess was consistently shitty this week (156, 156, 157) thank god he rolled a hambone in 9th and 10th to squeak out that last game.

Did Ashmaster try to slip in a jam song?



Crain being a daddy once again, bring those kids down and get them bowling early - Tiger's dad did it, you can too. Just don't teach him all that other stuff.

Junior had an interesting shot of the night. He rolled one right through the head pin and left the 7-10 dangling. They dangled for a second and both tipped to the right like they were connected by a string. That's what I call a courtesy strike. Junior what's your cheat code? Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start?


The numbers were fairly plain this week except for Mikey - he has had a hot hand and almost bowled another 600+ series for the second week in a row, but fell short by 12 pins (588). Nice try Mikey. Use Junior's cheat code and you might have a chance.

We have a nice little battle for the season turkey leader - with three hunters in the 20's - a record for the Gutterballers.

500+
Mikey - 588
Junior - 512

Steph - another solid week with a 468


(Thats a shiny new ball!)

The days are getting longer and nicer and our days of bowling are limited - so let’s end it strong!


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Announcement!

Mark it Dude!


BE THERE this Thursday night! All good things must come to an end. This Thursday will be the last “official” roll of the season. So lets make it a party! Bring a dish, LETS GET NUTS!

For all you who “said” you were going to make it, this is your last chance!

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